I’ve seen your progesterone post! And while a part of me desperatly wants to open the door, the rest is very very suspicious of why you’re standing at MY door and I’d like to keep my kidneys.
Come in, I got cookies, pirated reruns of Rescue Rangers, a cat, validation, pitchforks, Antifa-playlists and a general disdain for capitalism.
I may be a safe space, but I’m likely double your age and double your weight so don’t try anything funny. And you’re on the couch, cause I’m likely double your age, double your weight and a safe space.
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of course, just don’t steal my yaoi
Was hoping you’d share.
well, since you asked nicely
🙃
Nice try, nosferatu.
but I’m so smol and soft, how could I be a threat? :3
I’ve seen your progesterone post! And while a part of me desperatly wants to open the door, the rest is very very suspicious of why you’re standing at MY door and I’d like to keep my kidneys.
Don’t worry, I’d only steal your kidneys if you’re rich 😇
Eating-the-rich-Miku? Damn, that’s my kinda gal!
Come in, I got cookies, pirated reruns of Rescue Rangers, a cat, validation, pitchforks, Antifa-playlists and a general disdain for capitalism.
I may be a safe space, but I’m likely double your age and double your weight so don’t try anything funny. And you’re on the couch, cause I’m likely double your age, double your weight and a safe space.
You want a warm blanket?
I’ll take some cookies, but then I’m flying into the night to go pluck the eyes out of shareholders once I’m done. Thanks for the support!
Good girl, help yourself to a molotov on your way out.
You ate all my snacks last time
what? noooo, you can trust me this time!
You girl just eat hot chip and lie >:(
but I also charge my phone and be bisexual 3:
Uninvited guests generally stay where they are
Hell yeah come in all my beds missing is your weight on it
The window is always open, come on in
That depend, are you a vampire?
my lawyers have told me not to answer this question
You hang out with lawyers, that confirm it then! Lock the door.