strawberries 😋

Screenshot showing two text messages from 'Mama'. The first asks "What is a femcel?" The second says "Chocolate covered strawberries and whipped cream is not a meal. You are going to kill yourself and I will laugh at you and plant a strawberry bush on your grave."
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yeah well if chocolate covered strawberries isn’t a meal then neither is cake, and we all know cake is a perfectly balanced meal… right?

Cake doesnt have a lot of important vitamins

Thats why you need to eat a lot of it

You’re basically telling me that eating cake and apples is ok! Problem solved!



A well balanced meal means a piece of cake in each hand.



why not? it’s got all the things you need. strawberry and cream.

It’s got carbs, fat, a bit of protein in the cream, and some fiber in the strawberries. What more do you need?


I also need fried squid

Edit DAMMIT I did it again

I gotta go out to the wharf at midnight and get calamari again don’t i




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