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These are available at Omega Mart (fake surreal supermarket in Las Vegas)


What they don’t tell you about 5 hour energy is that 4 of them will be on the toilet.


20ish years ago I had a lunch ritual of two of these, a gas station egg or chicken salad sandwich, a shot of well scotch and a beer (coors light or Budweiser) to chase. These are no longer part of my lunch ritual

I’m glad, and surprised, you’re still with us!

Yeah, those five hour energies must be full of preservatives because I’m in good shape these days.



What the fuck were you going through

Nothing in particular, I think I was just bored/lonely. It was decades ago at this point. I lived in an area and had the kinds of jobs where that wasn’t too unusual a thing. I stopped all that extra foolishness after just a couple of years and went on to more normal jobs, eventually college and a family. No outward signs of my misspent youth/young adulthood.




Don’t buy gas station crack.

You are Right! Boycott Gasoline! Go Electric!



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I’ll take a case of 12 please!

Just three for me. I don’t fancy that comedown.



Hey, what’s the point if it’s blackout inducing? That’s what I’m trying to stop!

No, this is a productive blackout not a pass out. You snap to and everyone is congratulating you for what you did. Totally different experience /s




Knew a late stage alcoholic who loaded these up with vodka, chugged them before mowing lawns in the 100+ heat.

He should have stuck to the rhino penis.

What about stree overlord?


Used to work with a guy who would drink 3-5 a day at work; he had a file cabinet full of his empties.


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