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I read this in 2 ways:

The freezer is full to the brim of nothing but frozen chicken nuggets.

The freezer has the body of a 19 yr old in it.

Both would get the same reaction lol

I don’t get… is this because teenagers eat a bunch of junk food?

I was just playing off the joke/stereotype of young men not knowing how to cook and loving “childish” chicken nuggets.


WDYM, did you never get so giddy from eating junk food that you had to take a nap in the freezer to cool down?



Or he held his DNA from when he was 19 on ice, then made a clone from it and transfered his memories, then put is 40 year old body in the freezer.

I was about to argue against individual environmental epigenetic drift when I know better hold on. I’m not sure whether I need more drugs or less but it’s one of em

edit: it was more



i would like to reread part 2 as potentially having a corollary, 2a. the freezer has enough 19 year old parts, which is to say parts of 19 year olds, that they have the entire body of a 19 year old in their freezer. gizzard and all.



My initial interpretation of this was “look at how old the things I have in my freezer are! They stopped manufacturing this food in 1982!”


I think I’ve read that issue of Green Lantern



I saw the last season. I’m pretty sure she’d be into it.


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