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“They think there’s something wrong with me, but I really just can’t get this horrible taste off my tongue. I dunno what that guy ate whose ass I was licking, but uhhggg!

“Oh wait. That was my ass, wasn’t it?”


My cat needs this.




After I took an ADHD examination, I was turning my results in to the receptionist. I said “I think I did pretty good, yeah?” and they replied “you and your doctor will have a lot to talk about”.

Ah… I see…


When I was in school the had us do this mental health / stress questionnaire. It was graded something like less than 20 your pretty stress free, 20-40 average stress level, 40-60 high stress, 60+ you should seek professional help dealing with stress.

I got 97… In the previous 2 years, my father got cancer, died, my mother lost her job, family dog died, I failed a class. Each of them was 15 points and there were some minor ones I also check off. I was taken out of class, had meeting with principal guidance counselor and mother and the school required me to see a psychiatrist… surprise that series of events didn’t lower my stress

So kind of like this?

Yes

Can we just go to the theater?I hear there’s a new play “gay the musical”…






Okay but seriously. Is this like golf scoring or…?

Hate that shit. Just as bad as THAC0.

Nothing. Is as bad. As THAC0.

You say that, but you’ve never seen my homebrewed freeform spellcasting ruleset.

I would like to

If you’re sure. It’s built for One Roll Engine, where basically stat+skill = d10s rolled for matches. The face value and count of your matched rolls both mean different things, e.g swinging a sword rolling four 2s happens early in the turn and hits pretty hard, but you got them in the leg. It’s a fun system and easy to homebrew for, but hardly anyone plays it.

… Hmm, my cloud stuff is badly incomplete. I’ll have to fire up scrivener on my old computer later this morning. Unless I’ve changed your mind lol







They are most likely referring to the PHQ-9 questionnaire. 25/27 is not great, indicating severe symptoms.


Maybe it’s one of those extremely unsubtle tests with questions like “True/false: You feel a nearly irresistible compulsion to gouge someone’s eyes out when you don’t like how they’re looking at you.”

It’s most likely the one you’re given each time you go for a physical (or at least, we are where I live) - it’s more like:

In the past week, how often have you…

  • Worried about the future
  • Felt that you can’t do anything right
  • Had trouble focusing on common tasks
  • Felt hopeless or depressed
  • …etc

with options like “Never”, “Rarely”, “Most days”, “Almost all of the time”


Or my favorite for low-income jobs for quite a while now they have had questionnaires with all sorts of questions like I often think about murdering my coworkers, all the time, some of the time, almost never, and never. Sometimes I think about murdering my boss, never, almost never, most of the time, and all the time. I did murder my boss and so forth.

It’s so just obvious and everything it makes you wonder what insurance douchebag came up with that and forced these grocery stores and the like to use that for lower rates which is how it happens.




I once filled out a 20-question ADHD screening test. At the bottom it said if I answered Yes to more than two questions I might have ADHD. I answered Yes to all except two.

What were some of the questions?

“Have u got ADHD?”


IDK it was like 20 years ago.





That feeling when you answer a question and the doc gets all quiet…


Anyone else think of this lol?


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The original internet currency!



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