Kuchenstück vom RansliteSouth please.
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People gonna see this and move to Antarctica, only to find out you can’t pet the penguins. We’re here just to suffer.
You probably shouldn’t, but you definitely can. Law enforcement is pretty sparse. As long as you don’t bring witnesses or record your crime, you can pet penguins at will. Again, you shouldn’t, because it’s not good for the penguins.
Hopefully the Venn diagram of people who want to pet penguins and people who care that it hurts the penguins is a circle.
You can absolutely pet the penguins. Just, don’t. As far as king and emperor penguins go, anyway, the adult ones have no land predators so they’re pretty much completely unfussed about people approaching them.
Another thing, though. People see an African penguin or an Adelie or similar at a zoo and they think all penguins are little cuddly football sized waddlers. I imagine most people would be completely unprepared for the sheer scale of an adult emperor penguin:
And if you mess with the penguins, you’re messing with me.
Is New Zealand part of the mutilations and genocide? I think it’s been a while since we’ve done that at scale.
Shouldnt pedophiles include Florida???
I, too, have my doubts about the validity of this map. As a narcotrafficking penguin, I feel like these borders should be more like gradients.
Penguins are the most evil of all of these! /j
Ok but isn’t New Zealand heaven?