Scooby snacks are the little bits of embers, ash, or charred crumbs that hit the back of your throat when you inhale. Water pipes filter this stuff out.
The commenter is claiming that a dirty pipe (caked with resin from previous sessions) catches some of those particles, which is… a take…
Yeah, too much resin caked up can make it nauseating to smoke out of, aside from being disgusting and smelling bad. And eventually it can start clogging if it isn’t cleaned.
Get yourself a jar, fill it with everclear (or isopropyl 91%), soak the thing in it for a few hours, then run some water through it. Repeat if necessary, and scrub it with a pipe brush as needed. Probably only needed once every few months or so, depending on how much you use it.
In between deep cleanings, use paper towels or cotton pads with some alcohol to clean the bowl and mouthpiece before or after each session. No big deal.
I will always be weirded out by Us-americans and Canadians serving a charcuterie board and a cheese platter with CRACKERS instead of different varieties of bread.
most of the time yeah. i have that one person who i delegate shopping to who likes to buy loaves with big ol holes in the middle and i cannot for the life of me figure out how to teach her how to appreciate a good loaf of bread (it’s my mother. she refuses to be taught bread lore by her own son. how dare i know more about bread or like the good kalamata pugliese better than that shitty flavorless wonderloaf aaaa i got started look what i did to myself)
I’m confused by this. Do you smoke the weed, then snort the blow, then shag, then eat, then slam the shots? Or do you shag first and then eat and then do the drugs? So many possibilities.
Nose candy before sex, smoke the weed at the very end for coming down.
EDIT: Come to think of it, you might want to save at least some of the food for after the weed.
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The weed pipe needs some cleaning and the condoms should only be unpacked directly before use. Other than that, seems good to me.
Resonated bowls prevent scooby snacks. If it ain’t water filtered keep it dirty
Clean your nasty ass bowl and get a pipe screen. They’re like 10 cents
No 💗
I’m pretty sure heating up metal to glowing and inhaling the products isn’t great for you.
Brass is fine to heat and inhale through, but there’s also glass screens
Glass screens clog in like 0.2 seconds
Explain, please?
Scooby snacks are the little bits of embers, ash, or charred crumbs that hit the back of your throat when you inhale. Water pipes filter this stuff out.
The commenter is claiming that a dirty pipe (caked with resin from previous sessions) catches some of those particles, which is… a take…
I thought as much… Thank you. Yeah, for the record, I emphatically disagree with that take.
Yeah, too much resin caked up can make it nauseating to smoke out of, aside from being disgusting and smelling bad. And eventually it can start clogging if it isn’t cleaned.
Get yourself a jar, fill it with everclear (or isopropyl 91%), soak the thing in it for a few hours, then run some water through it. Repeat if necessary, and scrub it with a pipe brush as needed. Probably only needed once every few months or so, depending on how much you use it.
In between deep cleanings, use paper towels or cotton pads with some alcohol to clean the bowl and mouthpiece before or after each session. No big deal.
A little bit of resin is ok. When I was a daily smoker, I’d put the kettle on then pour the hot water through the pipe. Easy peasy
Ah, yeas “weed” pipe, that’s what that is.
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…a chicken bone?
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Oh, lol, ok. So if it has a little flower in it, it’s not for flower.
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It also has a condom next to it, maybe it’s a dick.
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Ok, so riddle me this:
why do you need both the weed and the pipe to represent weed?
Why do you only need one thing to represent everything else?
Why not a joint instead since it immediately says pot?
Why use something you necessarily or at least usually need forhard drugs?
I’m pretty sure it’s there to smoke weed with not “represent weed”
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Fucking what? How would you use the pipe without the weed? Do you understand joints have the weed inside them?
Keep the condoms wrapped and don’t put them with the food, but I don’t know if I’d want to date someone who didn’t see the love put into this.
This looks like quentin tarantino made a charcuterie
but there’s no feet…
hahahaha
05/05/2026, is this a date?
If you don’t put your dares in ISO 8601 format, how will the reader know if you mean May fifth, 2026, or the fifth of May, 2026?
Chose your own adventure! 😀
Ewww who put cheese on my condom board
Could be funnier if the resolution was high enough to actually recognize everything. As it is, for some of these, I can only guess.
Appetizer condoms are a new one for me lmao
I can’t tell if the stuff between the yellow cheese and the bacon and chicken nuggets is raisins or coffee beans.
I thought capers at first, but I think its coffee beans.
It’s got be whole coffee beans. Anything else is less ridiculous.
I will always be weirded out by Us-americans and Canadians serving a charcuterie board and a cheese platter with CRACKERS instead of different varieties of bread.
Y’all do breads instead of crackers? Neat
I wouldn’t want US-American bread on my charcuterie board.
Huh? Why not?
Do you think all bread in America is Wonder bread? Bakeries exist here. In fact, they’re even in nearly every supermarket
I lived in America for a year and the nearest real bakery was a 2 hour drive. Food deserts are real.
I’m not following the relevance to that first comment.
And I have a sandwich shop nextdoor that sells every kind of loaf you could name. And we’re right next to an actual desert which is also real.
I would kill myself. When I bought my house one of the factors was how close the nearest bakery was.
There is some bread, it’s between the nuggets and the rainbow jelly snakes.
Huh? I use bread
Nice. It’s way better isn’t it?
most of the time yeah. i have that one person who i delegate shopping to who likes to buy loaves with big ol holes in the middle and i cannot for the life of me figure out how to teach her how to appreciate a good loaf of bread (it’s my mother. she refuses to be taught bread lore by her own son. how dare i know more about bread or like the good kalamata pugliese better than that shitty flavorless wonderloaf aaaa i got started look what i did to myself)
She can fix me
I remember the last time i did my lines like that. Accidentally railed that pile next to said lines.
sour gummy worms.
I’m confused by this. Do you smoke the weed, then snort the blow, then shag, then eat, then slam the shots? Or do you shag first and then eat and then do the drugs? So many possibilities.
whatever you want really. that’s the fun of shark coochie boards
I was going to correct you, then realized you were the one who got the name right.
Personally I’d go weed, candy, fuck, shots, rest of the food, blow for maximum enjoyment
Nose candy before sex, smoke the weed at the very end for coming down.
EDIT: Come to think of it, you might want to save at least some of the food for after the weed.
It seems you figured it out at the end, there.
Start with the salami, go in a counter-clockwise spiral ending w/ the condoms.
I don’t see any grapes
If the penis shaped thing isn’t a date then no
the pipe for the weed?
Oh yeah, or the mini dildo.
Yes, I’m sold!
I don’t know if the gummy worms or tthe crackpipe confuses me moar
That is for the weed right next to it.
only brie? pass
I count 3 cheeses.
cut up cheese sticks and 50% red no.5 blocks do not count.
The cookies look chewy
I’m going to bite the bullet in the name of science here…. What cookies?
I think that’s an attempt at humour regarding the condoms
Could switch out the gummy worms for some chocolate