Guy that controls how time works

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I want somebody to describe my appearance like that someday, but I wear nothing but jeans and graphic t-shirts

How graphic are those shirts, killer? Give us something juicy to work with & I’ll bet someone will come through.

All classic Universal movie monsters. Wolfman, Frankenstein’s monster, Dracula, etc. Are they tucked into those jeans? You bet they are.

So you’re telling me that when you wear them, there’s a monster in your pants - got it!




You will be either described as Beavis, or Butthead.


Graphic t-shirt like the Wu Tang Clan logo or like the cast of Lucky Star?

Wu Tang x Lucky Star mashup



I’d rather not wear an old band tee in my afterlife on LLM’s thank you very much



everyone knows Flavor Flav is the controller of time.

Except for hammer time, of course



I don’t know who Cam Newton is

That is steampunk Jamie Foxx

Former NFL quarterback. Not sure if he’s still playing.

He’s in media now.



In living color? With the dancers and the wayon (waylon?) brothers and Jim carry and Tracy Newman names may be wrong Tracy … the show the simpsons first came on

Ulman, remembered when I hit save



Is that really cam newton?

What the fuck happened. He has to be like 25 years old now and he’s dressing like a wizard.

Don’t get me wrong. It looks sick, but you gotta earn that kind of style.

… And how do you know he hasn’t? Maybe he’s really been putting in the hours on his arcane homework during the off season.

Godamnit.

You’re right. It’s just surprising.

But also just feels like people with too much money.

Por que no los dos?

I’m just a little upset you aren’t upfront about being a wizard.

Too wise.

Just casted a level 14 convince on my bitch ass

Wizard’s prerogative, my friend. 😉

As the great trash wizard Joe Dirte once said,

“Keep on keeping on”






He’s a fucking douchebag I doubt he’s ever earned anything.

Interesting take…




He is 37 years old now lol, time flies

Eh not old enough for wizardry imo

Agreed though, holy shit



I thought it was someone from the Black Eyed Peas lol


He’s always dressed “dapper” and or “dandy”



the CLOCKOLOGIST


Why is he wearing a colonial era shirt and bow tie but on top he has a golfing v-neck on?


This is just clock king from Batman.


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