The truth is out there

Ha in high school yea. now I’ve talked to enough of them to know they’re thinking about something completely random and unrelated to me and often nothing at all, which I find the most interesting.

Like they might have literally just been staring at a tree for five minutes. And then I talk to them and they’re like ‘I was just looking at this tree.”

Especially these days, people seem increasingly surprised that a human is actually talking to them in real life.

Nah I’ve got 0 hottie permanence

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No….

Ever go on a date with a woman and you have so much in common, make the same jokes, same references, you feel you hit it off so well, kiss at the end of the night, both agree to make plans for a 2nd date, and the next morning she texts says something’s not clicking and deletes you?

That hit for the next week, but she probably stopped thinking about you after she hit send

Nah, never happened to me.

Every fucking day, and let me tell that some of the women have high standards, like brand pit or something, because their looks is annoying.

“Are they checking me out or did I activate their uncanny valley?”

Jokes on you, im thinking, “aww look at that little goblin :3”

Every day…

You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful, it’s true
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don’t know what to do
‘Cause I’ll never be with you

Genius.com: James Blunt - You’re Beautiful

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15 seconds after seeing her and you’re already mentally marrying her and having kids with her. 😮‍💨

…make eye contact?