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Rubio Says ‘Epic Fury’ Is Over, as Flare-Ups in Strait of Hormuz Tests Fragile Ceasefire
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So, all this disruption for things to stay the same in Iran. With the addition of the strait being closed, soaring prices, supply chains being messed up, among many other side effects.
Can we now call it by its real name: Epic Failure?
Things are not the same. The oil price is much higher and the US’s reputation is even further in the shitter.
I fear that was the plan
Yep ,when shit hits the fan …..
Nah I like Operation Epstein Files much better. Better conveys why they did it and also what everybody should focus on.
epstein distraction failure.
Not to mention they are for sure going to finish making their nukes now.
*Epstein Failure
I hope history books label it such.
So, we lost?
We lost the minute Trump was elected.
Fixed: You lost the minute you let this Pedo get elected, again. I mean seriously: twice.
The previous comment could be read as: they lost when he was elected the first time. Which it’s even more apt.
God damnit! His opponent had a funny laugh! Quit making fun of us!
That implies you’re done losing
Not really.
I mean, it’s like a football season.
When someone says ‘we lost’ it’s referring to that week.
This week ain’t over yet
Now you’re making my point for me
Just like every other war the USA has been involved in for the past 80 years.
Technically the last war that America was i n was world war 2. Everything since then hasn’t been a war officially.
True. They’ve managed to out-spend the entire rest of the world militarily while not fighting any “wars” and still lose at every sneaky evil thing they send their military to do, despite murdering 60+ innocent civilians for every soldier they lose.
So maxed out spending, 60:1 K/D ratio, no wars, still lost every fight.
And …..Again
Again
They’re trying to cheat the 60-days limit for use of force without congressional authorization. Nothing else has changed.
“If we change the name of the operation, no one can accuse us of bypassing Congress.”
-Some Heritage Foundation analyst
The Onion cover, November 6, 2024
‘Epic Failure’
TACO
NACHO
Not A Chance Hormuz Opens
LOL!!! 😆
Over with a huff and a puff and high oil prices
But is Operation Epstein Fury?
Cuba is next, remember.
Operation Epoc Fury?
now starts operation legal loophole!
Does anyone actually knows what the objective was?
The objective(s):
all of them.
also to distract from getting replaced by TODD blanche as the AG.
For Israel to annex southern Lebanon and to distract from the Epstein files.
They’re probably planning to take all of Lebanon. See the map of greater Israel from Epstein’s home
Of course. The old orange pedophile is going to star a new and improved war for the next 60 days.
Hahahaha Mwahahaheeahahaha hahahaha
The next Dem admin should bring meaning back to these names:
Unrelated, but that photo looks like they’re in some evangelical church waving their hands in the air, praising Jesus, while Oral Hobbits up there works them into a frenzy.
looks more like trump doing the wierd accordian hands that rubio picked up
I watched his liecast sponsored by lies, and I all I heard was “lie, lie! lie! lie? LIE! lIE, Lie. Comforting Lie for idiots Like some more. You believe ourlies right?”
Is a medal to be struck for this war?
Yes, for the Iranians.
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rubio, your chances of a presidency is still non-existent, as is a another senate run. you should really quit while ahead.
… He’s ahead?